The Amazing Son-in-Law: Chapters 506-510

Chapter 506

Kenneth's predicament was as infamous as the "shit-eating rich kid" internet meme. He gulped down urine, wiped his mouth, and urged, "Where's the medicine? Quickly!"

Charlie Wade received a bowl of thick black medicinal soup from a servant, secretly adding a bit of a magical elixir. He presented it to Kenneth with a smile, saying, "Here, Mr. Wilson."

The lingering urine taste was unbearable. Kenneth quickly drank the soup. The bitterness was overwhelming; it tasted like a ton of licorice dissolved in the concoction. It also burned intensely! His mouth went numb, then his entire mouth and stomach felt as if he'd swallowed sulfuric acid.

Simultaneously, a warm sensation spread from his stomach to his penis, instantly relieving the pain. Kenneth was ecstatic. He rapidly finished the soup, grimacing at the thick, black dregs.

The intense numbness and burning persisted. He unknowingly destroyed his taste buds, rendering him unable to taste anything for months. The medicine also severely burned his digestive system, causing months of diarrhea. Despite the discomfort, the cooling sensation on his ulcerated penis provided relief.

"Amazing! I feel the effect already!" Kenneth, overjoyed, removed his pants in front of everyone, tears welling up as the ulceration rapidly healed.

Charlie Wade stated flatly, "The ulceration is cured, but the nerves in your penis are necrotic. Regaining full function will be difficult. Avoid taking untested medicines."

Kenneth nodded profusely, relieved his penis was intact, having given up hope of regaining his former glory when the ulcer festered.

Charlie Wade continued, "You're fortunate I won the 300-year-old ginseng. If you'd used that 'medicine,' your penis would have rotted instantly."

Kenneth shuddered, bowing respectfully. "Master Wade, thank you!"

Charlie Wade nodded. "Now that you're recovered, will you drop the charges against the Weaver family?"

"Definitely!" Kenneth agreed, his suffering over, and Aurouss Hill leaving him with only misery. He longed to return to Eastcliff.

Chapter 507

Kenneth, weary from suffering, desperately wanted to return home. He believed no one in Aurouss Hill could restore his manhood. His mother's 84th birthday loomed, and he needed to attend. He planned to invite Anthony, though he knew Anthony remained unforgiving.

He cleared his throat and asked, "Uncle Simmons, my mother's birthday is approaching. I'd like to invite you."

Anthony replied emotionlessly, "Mr. Wilson, I've severed ties with your family. Don't bother."

Kenneth sighed, dejected. Though angered, he humbly replied, "Okay, Uncle Simmons. I won't insist. I'll return to Eastcliff."

Anthony nodded. Kenneth, suppressing his fury, left with his bodyguards.

Jordan felt relieved. The ordeal unexpectedly provided a valuable discovery: a prescription for penis ulceration using a dozen Chinese herbs and urine.

He declared, "Master Wade, you're a genius! Thanks to you, our family survived. We're forever indebted."

Others echoed their gratitude. Charlie Wade responded indifferently, "I'm not here for speeches." He pointed to Liam and said to Jordan, "Liam solved the family's problems. He should be Weaver Pharmaceuticals' chairman, as promised. When's the announcement?"

Jordan, irritated by Charlie Wade's bluntness, felt no outsider should dictate his family matters. He'd never appoint Liam chairman. Jeffrey echoed this sentiment, furious at Charlie Wade's intervention. Liam, however, was overjoyed.

Jordan calmly stated, "Master Wade, this is a family matter. The chairman's appointment requires careful consideration."

Chapter 508

Jordan's statement implied Charlie Wade was an outsider and should stay out of their business. Liam felt betrayed. His father never intended to give him the chairmanship, despite his efforts.

Charlie Wade frowned, asking coldly, "Are you breaking your promise?"

Jordan immediately claimed a misunderstanding, stating he'd told both sons that whoever solved the problem would have a better chance at the chairmanship, implying Liam's contribution would improve his odds.

Jeffrey, emboldened by Kenneth's departure, angrily told Charlie Wade to leave. Jordan, equally ungrateful, bluntly stated he'd never let his son, born from a “village girl” he considered inferior, lead the company.

Liam furiously responded to his father's insults. Jordan, in turn, cast Liam out of the family. Jeffrey celebrated, adding that they'd wanted to cast him out long ago.

Charlie Wade asked Jordan coldly, "Are you sure this is what you want?"

Jordan sneered, reiterating his refusal and dismissing Charlie Wade as irrelevant.

Chapter 509

Charlie Wade expected Jordan's betrayal. He pointed to Lady Wilson's favoritism towards Wendy as an example of parental favoritism. Jordan never viewed Liam as his son, viewing him as a mere servant.

Charlie Wade glared at Jordan, giving him a final chance. Jordan stubbornly refused, insulting Liam and his mother relentlessly. Liam, about to attack his father, was stopped by Charlie Wade.

Charlie Wade stated directly that Liam would be the head of the Weaver family. Jordan laughed, claiming Charlie Wade had no authority. Jeffrey added his insults. Charlie Wade slapped Jeffrey.

Charlie Wade declared Jordan and Jeffrey "marked men," issuing a hit list to the underworld with a substantial reward for their deaths. Anyone interfering would also be added to the list.

Jordan scoffed, believing his wealth would allow him to hire a hitman on Charlie Wade.

Chapter 510

Jeffrey's phone buzzed with frantic messages from associates, alerting him to the massive bounty Don Albertt, along with the White, Quinton, and Moore families had placed on him and his father.

Jeffrey's face drained of color. Jordan demanded an explanation. Jeffrey relayed the terrifying news.

Jordan was shocked by Charlie Wade's influence. He realized the magnitude of the danger. He and Jeffrey, terrified, begged for mercy.

Charlie Wade, cold and unmoved, criticized their arrogance. Jordan frantically agreed to make Liam the chairman. Charlie Wade considered this too little, too late.

Jordan pleaded for a way to appease him. Charlie Wade, in response to Jordan's hatred for Liam’s mother and Mount Golmin, sentenced Jordan and Jeffrey to a life of ginseng scavenging on Mount Golmin, forever banished from leaving.

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