The Amazing Son-in-Law: Chapters 716-720 (Cleaned Up)

Chapter 716

Charlie Wade nodded, satisfied. "Alright, begin quickly," he said. He then picked up his phone and pointed it at Marcus and Mr. Lloyd.

The two men stood side-by-side. Marcus wiped away his tears and forced a smile. "Hello everyone, I'm Marcus, a pathetic jerk," he said.

Mr. Lloyd quickly added, "And I'm Mr. Lloyd, father of the pathetic jerk."

They spoke in unison, "Today, father and son will tell you a story!"

Marcus continued, "You've all seen these two characters on my forehead. I engraved them because I was arrogant. It's a reminder to everyone that we are pathetic jerks."

Mr. Lloyd chimed in, "I call myself a hero—my son's hero. Since he carved 'Pathetic Jerk' on his forehead, I had to engrave 'Father of a Pathetic Jerk' on mine."

Marcus said, "You're probably wondering why my dad and I are so arrogant. It's because we have a close relationship with the Webb family of the southern region!"

"Yes!" Mr. Lloyd agreed. "Everyone knows the Webbs are rich, but their most impressive feature isn't their wealth—it's their shit-eating son!"

Marcus nodded. "Speaking of the Webb family's shit-eating son, you've all seen the Facebook video. He eats a meal an hour; one bite won't do. He was in a hospital toilet, and to get something hot, he pulled an elderly man from a squat toilet and grabbed… well, you get the picture. Is that ordinary?"

Mr. Lloyd added, "Sounds like an extraordinary family to me!"

"Of course," Marcus exclaimed, giving a thumbs-up. "That's why their second young master is so arrogant!"

Mr. Lloyd asked curiously, "Speaking of which, haven't we heard anything about the Webb family's second young master lately?"

Marcus replied, "I heard he's living the high life! Royal treatment!"

"Oh?" Mr. Lloyd said, intrigued.

Marcus explained, "He's doing great. Living in the Webb family mansion, with someone dedicated to procuring his… sustenance, twenty times a day. All fresh."

Mr. Lloyd was astonished. "Wow! Twenty meals a day? Can the Webb family even produce that much?"

Marcus said earnestly, "Definitely not enough. Even the Webbs can't avoid the occasional constipation."

"Ouch!" Mr. Lloyd exclaimed. "Sounds like the second young master's supply might be interrupted!"

Mr. Lloyd turned to Marcus. "Son, how about we sign up to be… personal caterers to the young master? A few days at the Webb mansion in Eastcliff, and how many warm meals for the young master?"

Marcus grinned, nodding enthusiastically. "Great idea! If we go, old man Webb and that Donald will have to kowtow to us!"

Marcus's heart pounded. They were seriously offending the Webbs!

Mr. Lloyd felt his heart pounding, but he glanced at Charlie Wade and pressed on. "More than kowtow! They'd probably kneel and lick our boots! I hear the Webbs like to… adopt godfathers. They might even make us godfathers!"

"Old man Webb likes adopting godfathers?" Marcus asked, surprised. "Why?"

"Who knows," Mr. Lloyd shrugged. "I heard he's adopted over 300. Maybe he likes being a son!"

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Marcus quickly picked up the conversation. "So, if I go to the Webb family, will old man Webb adopt me as a father?"

Mr. Lloyd snapped his fingers. "Hey, you know what? I think it's highly likely!"

Marcus said urgently, "Oh, Dad, that won't work! If he calls us both father, what's the difference?"

Mr. Lloyd pondered. "You're right. I'll let him adopt me as a godfather. That works, right?"

Marcus chuckled. "Yeah, that works!"

Mr. Lloyd continued, "The Webb family has some… unusual hobbies. Not only does Kian like eating excrement, and Old Webb likes adopting godfathers, but Donald has his own quirks."

"Really?" Marcus asked curiously. "What's Donald's hobby? Does he also like eating… that stuff?"

"No," Mr. Lloyd said. "I heard that when Donald was young, he had a strong 'green hat' complex."

Marcus asked, "Dad, what does a 'green hat' complex mean?"

Mr. Lloyd explained, "He likes being cuckolded. The more, the better!"

Marcus exclaimed, "Is that… magical?"

"Absolutely!" Mr. Lloyd said with a forced laugh. "They say when Donald was young, he had a very ambitious dream."

Marcus eagerly asked, "What dream?"

Mr. Lloyd replied, "To wear 10,000 green hats. Losing even one would make him feel unfulfilled!"

Marcus did some quick math. "Dad, 365 days a year, for 30 years, that’s a lot of green hats! His wife would be busy!"

Mr. Lloyd smiled. "You don't understand. Who says it's one hat a day? Sometimes it’s several a day, or even several at once!"

Marcus gave a thumbs-up. "No wonder the Webbs are so amazing!"

Marcus then asked, "By the way, Dad, what about Sean? Any special hobbies?"

Mr. Lloyd laughed. "He's the most…powerful ass in the Webb family!"

Marcus asked curiously, "What do you mean?"

Mr. Lloyd said mysteriously, "The bastard's gay!"

"What?" Marcus exclaimed. "Sean's gay?!"

"Yes!" Mr. Lloyd blurted out. "And he's the kind who… likes being the receptive partner! Don't let his tough exterior fool you. Behind closed doors, he’s a different person. He especially likes strong men, several at a time."

He continued, "Donald and Sean have a bodyguard, Mr. Jones. He used to be a ruthless killer. He and a few others work for the Webbs. He's also gay, Sean's type. Sean and those five bodyguards hang out and sing together every night. It's a party!"

"My God!" Marcus exclaimed. "The Webbs are wild! I had no idea!"

Mr. Lloyd smiled. "Let's just say, the Webbs are perverts among perverts, animals among animals!"

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Mr. Lloyd paused, then said, "But to be honest, Donald's wife is stunning. A famous beauty in Eastcliff back in the day!"

Marcus asked quickly, "The one who likes to cuckold Donald and aims for 10,000 green hats?"

"Yes, her!" Mr. Lloyd said dreamily. "I'd love to…spend some time with her! Give Donald a green hat!"

Marcus said eagerly, "Dad, I heard she never refuses. Want me to come along?"

Mr. Lloyd smiled. "Okay, let's go! It's not even nine o'clock. We'll reach Eastcliff by midnight. Perfect timing to… be taken care of by Donald's wife!"

"Let's go!" Marcus agreed. "Let's leave now!"

Charlie Wade stopped the video and nodded. "Not bad. You two have a knack for gossip. Alright, let's get out of here!"

Mr. Lloyd cried out, "Master Wade, are you really sending this video?"

"Yes," Charlie Wade confirmed. "Once it's on Facebook, it'll go viral!"

Mr. Lloyd trembled. "Master Wade, please send it later! If you do it now, the Webbs will come after us…"

Charlie Wade kicked Mr. Jones, who lay motionless. "What are you afraid of? The Webb family bodyguards are all here, incapacitated. What are they going to do? Chase you personally? I doubt they could handle you two."

Mr. Lloyd considered this. The Webbs had no one readily available in Aurouss Hill. Bringing people from the south would take time.

Marcus said, "Dad, let's pack our things and drive to Eastcliff tonight. We'll catch the earliest flight to Malaysia tomorrow. The Webbs won't catch us!"

Mr. Lloyd sighed. "This video… we've offended the entire Webb family. They'll hunt us down worldwide…"

Marcus shuddered. "Dad, the Webbs won't be that bad, right?"

"No?" Mr. Lloyd sighed. "You don't know, Donald loves his wife…We insulted her so much…"

Charlie Wade cut them off. "I'm uploading the video now. Run! Don't blame me if you're too slow."

Mr. Lloyd frantically said, "Master Wade, let's go! Now!" He grabbed Marcus. "Let's go home, pack, and go to Eastcliff!"

Marcus, terrified, nodded. Father and son fled nervously.

Don Albertt asked Charlie Wade, "Master Wade, are you just letting them go?"

Charlie Wade nodded. "Don't worry, they insulted the Webbs badly. The Webbs will hunt them down relentlessly. They'll live in fear, if they even live that long. They'll never return to China, probably not even for burial. The Webbs will dig up their ashes!"

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Don Albertt found Master Wade's punishment amusing. No effort from him, and the two men would live in constant terror.

Five Webb family bodyguards remained.

Don Albertt asked, "Master Wade, what about these five? Should I kill them?"

Charlie Wade said, "Any ideas?"

Don Albertt, fueled by his near-death experience, burned with hatred. He wanted to slaughter them.

"Master Wade, let me handle them!" he said.

Charlie Wade asked, "What do you plan to do?"

Don Albertt said coldly, "To my kennels. My dogs will eat them over a month. Tonight, they'll eat what’s… below the belt."

Mr. Jones and the others cried out in terror.

Mr. Jones pleaded, "Master Wade, Don Albertt, please have mercy! Spare my life!" The others echoed his pleas.

Charlie Wade looked at Don Albertt and smiled. "They're just Webb family dogs. Killing them is pointless. The Webbs don't care about a few deaths. Let's try something more… interesting."

Mr. Jones and the others breathed a sigh of relief.

Don Albertt eagerly asked, "Master Wade, what do you suggest?"

Charlie Wade considered it. "Let's leave some… calligraphy on their foreheads. Let them show it to Donald."

He turned to the five men. "Who's first? There's a discount for the first one! Each additional person gets an extra word!"

Mr. Jones remembered the Lloyd's fate and his heart sank.

One man shouted, "Me! I'm first!" Others quickly followed, claiming second, third, and fourth. Mr. Jones was last.

His face fell. He'd have to get eight words carved onto his forehead!

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The first man got four words. The second, five. The third, six. The fourth, seven. Mr. Jones would get eight.

Mr. Jones cried, pleading, "Master Wade, please forgive me! I'll serve you for life!"

Charlie Wade said calmly, "You're not qualified to be my dog. Another word, and Don Albertt will feed you to his dogs!"

Mr. Jones fell silent.

Don Albertt picked up a dagger. "Master Wade, what should I carve on the first one?"

Charlie Wade thought. "Keep it concise. How about… 'Sean is a fool'?"

The man nearly wept.

Don Albertt carved "Sean is a fool" onto the man’s forehead.

Don Albertt then turned to the second man. "Master Wade, what about this one?"

Charlie Wade smiled. "Five words: 'Kian likes to eat shit.'"

Don Albertt carved it.

Mr. Jones saw the pattern and shouted, "Don Albertt! I'm third! Don't skip me!"

Don Albertt sneered. "Where's your arrogance now? You act like a dog begging for scraps!"

Mr. Jones pleaded, "Don Albertt, treat me like a dog, but carve it on me first!"

Charlie Wade kicked Mr. Jones. "You're unscrupulous! They’re your brothers, and you try to cheat them?"

Mr. Jones cried, "Master Wade, I'm cowardly! Please let Don Albertt carve it on me first!"

Charlie Wade said coldly, "You're last! Another word, and I’ll have Don Albertt carve a teacher's roster on you!"

Don Albertt smiled. "Master Wade, the teacher's roster is long. One face won't be enough!"

Charlie Wade waved his hand. "His face, neck, bodycarve it wherever you can. He'll see it constantly. Memorize it!"

Mr. Jones was terrified, pleading desperately for mercy.